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Cootner
Cootner

Gender

Male

Likes

Beer
Banjo

Dislikes

Unknown

First Appearance

Knowledge

Portrayed by

Ptolemy Slocum

Cootner is an actor on Horse Apples.

AppearanceEdit

He wears matching camouflage shirt and pants, an orange flappy hat, and yellow slippers. He has a very long straight beard.

SkitsEdit

Like everyone else, he learned to count with his hands. He can only count to two though, because he only has two hands. Also, he is still breast-fed by his mother.

He was raped by his priest, and the memory of it still affects him today. The hurt that he gets digging around inside of him is knowledge.

TriviaEdit

  • He stores beer in his beard.
  • Cootner may be a nickname, it is suggested that his real name is Pervis.

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