|Season 1, Episode 7|
|Airdate||April 22, 2005|
|Writers|| Vernon Chatman|
|Animators|| Augenblick Studios|
Health is the seventh episode of the first season.
Wordsworth comes down with cooties! Him turns Wordsworth's misfortune into a fortune and becomes torn between success and the truth.
- "OK, fine, give your stupid speech!"
- Q&A: When is it OK to Lie?
- D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N. (cartoon)
- Clarence: What are Heroes?
- Cooties PSA 1
- Significance (bumper)
- If I Were a Rainbow (cartoon)
- "The doctor told me I tested positive for cooties!"
- One Good Reason (bumper)
- Little Hitler (bumper)
- Beat Kids: What's Wrong With Kids Today?
- Breaking News: Lashiqua May (bumper)
- Everytime You Lie (cartoon)
- "Here, have more Ranch dres- I mean, Ranch medicine."
- Animal Dance (song)
- You Are A Buffoon (bumper)
- The Electric Chair (bumper)
- "I and my minions" (bumper)
- "Me Rich."
- Jimagination (cartoon)
- Dognificance (bumper)
- Cooties PSA/Chewties Ad
- "Dream teach Him lesson"
- "This whole episode was a lie!"
- This episode was brought to you by health, significance, and Baby's First Potty.